Vampi'tism

To suck an allistic's "little bit of autism out of them", usually done as a response to "everyone is a bit autistic" and aslo allows the one doing the vampi'tism to level up their autism.

Autism vampire: Im autistic
Allistic person: oh well you know everyone's a bit autistic, right?
Autism vampire: *stabs a straw into allistic person's neck*
allistic person: ACK!
Autism vampire: *commits vampi'tism*
allistic person: ARRGHHHH-

by EuropeanImmigrant August 1, 2024

Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024

vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

Vampire Load

When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.

"So last night I was getting fucked in the bathroom, and he filled me with a vampire load"

by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025

,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)

,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,

1. ,”, Happy Halloween!

2. ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face) is great!

by CastIronHex August 24, 2025

Vampire pacifier

A used tampon

She left her vampire pacifier in my bathroom trash can.

by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025