by heykatiegirly April 09, 2017
Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
by tango1delta January 25, 2015
A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 05, 2011
A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"
Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
by GuccciMane February 27, 2011
What are all those bottles on Sydney's desk?
You haven't heard yet?
She's a Vitamin Virgin and tells everyone how great she looks and feels.
You haven't heard yet?
She's a Vitamin Virgin and tells everyone how great she looks and feels.
by Vitaqueen September 29, 2011
When you mix som sleep ( aka some drink that is suppoused to knock you out in 30 mins) and energy drink and see which one kills you first.
by Alwx. March 01, 2021
You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 11, 2015