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Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
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Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.
by Dr Fred October 8, 2017
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Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.
The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.
by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011
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Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
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turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall
by woodster4life March 12, 2009
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Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm
Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!
by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021
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murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
by Murder turd May 16, 2016
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