flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.

"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.

by Raptor45 May 19, 2006

the SaUsaGe links

what you get to eat when you don't want the hardboiled egg

for the breakfast you get the pankcakes, the cranberry juice, and the SaUsaGe links.

by gloria the nutritionist June 28, 2010

Sausage-Flipper

1. An innuendo pertaining to spatula fetish. Usually has to do with breakfast-like sex.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.

1a: I totally flipped his sausage yesterday, we scrambled eggs, fried bacon, and fluffed eachother's pancakes. It was beautiful.
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?

2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!

by The Cat's Leotards May 28, 2005

sausage wallet

a slang term for vagina

Blaine is such a sausage wallet.

by 69lecates69 August 4, 2008

Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

sausage wound

female genitalia. similar to axe wound.

my huge sausage just made her original sausage wound a whole lot bigger.

by jujyfggolhhip August 24, 2008

Giant Sausage

the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.

"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"

"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."

by GiantSausage January 20, 2009