going to Tukwila

sex. Ancient euphemism for sex used around the Seattle area.

Dick and Jane are taking a long lunch. They are going to Tukwila.

by Moke Crunker August 6, 2007

Going to Chicago

Not giving a fuck about something

Work sucks so u kno what I'm going to Chicago; she's hella stressing out, tell da bitch to go to Chicago

by eric.m.adept.ngk June 14, 2008

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Going to Narnia

When a female's breasts are so large that you could stick your head in between them and have your whole head disappear. When your head disappears, it ends up in Narnia.

"Whoa that girl could take me to Narnia."
"I'm going to get to go to Narnia tonight."
"I'm going to Narnia later today."

by Diz-E (DumplinG) May 29, 2008

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003