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thomisha

The most beautifulest girl in the world. She is smart, funny, and kind. Dont ever piss her off or she gonna be ready to swing. Has the best cat ever!!!!
by Lilmexico.10.25.16 December 20, 2016
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Thomas

A super cute and handsome guy with a huge penis. He is the most perfect boyfriend especially for a Sarah. Thomas will you give lots of love and attention.
Sarah went on a date with Thomas what a lucky girl
by Ricketyrecked June 20, 2017
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thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals
by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas is a big bøg
by Surströmming October 9, 2018
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Thomas

A man with no knowledge and will steal you Mexican Tacos
This Thomas is mean
by UNNKOWN May 22, 2019
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Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
by railroader69 June 2, 2019
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Thomas

Thomas is a really really kind and considerate person. He's easy to get along with and is really good at singing and dance \ he's not very sporty tho . He will always be there for you when you need help so never hesitate to ask. He is nice to everyone even people who are horrible to him. Basically the kindest person I have ever encountered . Trustworthy and religous. So cool and intelligent
person 1:Yo I heard that Thomas was really cool I wanna try and be his friends

Person 2 (Eleanor) : YeAh YoU tOtAlLy ShOulD
by Elma 😂 July 2, 2019
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