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Deep sea diving with the floaties on

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.
Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!
by LPeezy February 2, 2022
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water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains
Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.
by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016
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Salty sea dog

A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.
by Swagger jagger 1991 September 6, 2013
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sea biscuitin' to America

the act of bailing out on something in the present in the belief it may jeopidize an option in the future
Man that fool is sea biscuitin' himself to America at this rate
by Doyouthinkhesaurus? August 18, 2003
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deep-sea diver

bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.

now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.

generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.
"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"

"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"
by kennygetmezantac August 23, 2011
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Long time no sea

When too much time has elapsed since you last went on a cruise.
The only cure for this is to contact your travel agent and get one or more booked up immediately. 😍
Long time no sea so about to call my travel agent.
by Cesca1705 May 24, 2016
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sea foam green wings

having intercourse with any marine animal.
"During my trip to Mexico, I went diving drunk and got my sea foam green wings with an octopus."
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