California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

Rainy Day Roast Beef

When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.

"Milenna loves a rainy day roast beef"

by roastbeefer October 30, 2023

roast beef cutter

Euphemism for scissoring.

"Is that the roast beef cutter?"

"The what?"

"Roast beef cutter.. You know, what lesbians do."

by winniewins November 14, 2023

Roast Hen

An attractive person

Person 1: "Get a load of TRHOT"
Person 2: "What? That makes no sense."
Person 1: "That Roast Hen over there. They're attractive! You should ask them out."

by Andre Boule May 6, 2021

Roast

The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error

You have just been roasted for needing to look up what roast meant.

by Djhelpless August 3, 2017

roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.

My roast
Roast goals

by It's Harambe November 27, 2016

roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed

This is a roasting bed!

by DMreal July 16, 2022