Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022

Mum

The Bri'ish/Australian way of spelling mom.

Mum makes more sense than Mom. You don't go around saying mOm do you (unless your really American, in that case learn English properly dude) You say mUm.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

by Bum chutney yeah boi August 19, 2023

cat mum

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

by GiantCope September 8, 2023

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023