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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 26, 2020
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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Alaskan scratch and sniff

You scratch someone’s asshole and make forcefully sniff your hand.
Yesterday I gave Seb an alaskan scratch and sniff it was hot
by BigBoyBob07 April 1, 2022
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Alaskan volcano

A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".
by Jackalope January 20, 2017
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South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.
She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.
by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018
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Alaskan Sunrise

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.
Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"
by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018
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