turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work
Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"
by r3r3.omfg April 26, 2016
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Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd
by ubbi dubbi doo June 04, 2017
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Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm
Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!
by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021
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Turd Fingers

Term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers.
"Dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty turd fingers"
by krissy betch July 06, 2013
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turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.
by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015
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ass turds

turds that come out of your ass or sombody elses ass
dude i steped in all your ass turds
by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020
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Tweety turd

Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!
by Mandermen. March 08, 2009
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