by r3r3.omfg April 26, 2016
A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
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by krissy betch July 06, 2013
Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
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