by ssssdd April 26, 2017
Get the Universally Sexymug. A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!
by Monty S-B November 26, 2010
Get the Captain Universemug. A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.
by Bruh Man April 12, 2021
Get the Universal Friendmug. A universal donor is one out of four human blood groups. They can donate their blood to all the others.
Dude A: "Dude, my dad's a blood group O!"
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."
by smallsciencefacts May 4, 2018
Get the Universal Donormug. the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted
by crease crease February 19, 2017
Get the universal lifemug. It's generally assumed to state the total and undeniable death of all life within the universe, and to a lesser extent the end of reality as we know it.
by Haagan Daz January 5, 2018
Get the universal genocidemug. by Doane1872 December 9, 2017
Get the doane universitymug.