tree police

wannabe police officers that patrol the forest preserves of large cities. also known as park rangers. they usually have nothing to do with their time so they mostly wander trails, looking for harmless potheads and underage drinking parties within the forest.

"Yo bro were you at that wild kegger at the Hidden Hill this weekend?"

"Ya man, but right when i got there the tree police drove up on ATV's and chased everybody out".

by jerry gloc April 2, 2011

tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

by zack December 2, 2004

pear tree

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
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Okay, I'm better now.

These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!

by Laser Potato August 21, 2004

tree-trunks

Also known as a kankle. When your leg and foot meld into one.

Look at those tree-trunks

by Thomas Caffrey June 21, 2004

dollar tree

dollar general's bitch

dollar tree is dollar general's bitch

by The Prophet of Revenge August 2, 2011

ghetto tree

In the ghetto, where they are unable to plant real trees, a ghetto tree may be used instead. A ghetto tree is a bunch of jagged peices of two-by-fours and other scrap wood nailed together onto one complete two-by-four, giving it the slight illusion of being a dead tree. When painted green, it is a ghetto christmas tree.

Hey man, check out my ghetto tree! I built it this morning from that shit wood by the dump.

by YourMaster February 11, 2009

little tree

A tree that you love, and you grew it.

I love my little tree.

by cheetah61380 April 24, 2017