Milkey Mouse

When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park

Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.

by Miller.io December 7, 2024

Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

National mouse breeder day

January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025