mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .

"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"

by monica fukin bondatti May 20, 2014

meno mouse trap

when a girl is gonna give you a bj. you tuck in your dick between your legs and when she comes into to give you a bj you let your dick go and it hits her face

dude i gave this girl the meno mouse trap it was hilarious

by da hood man 88 March 30, 2009

12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

by GiantVixen April 27, 2023

Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 25, 2021

Flush the Mouse

To screw up, to fold under pressure, to do the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Stony Brook was in the lead, but then those choking dogs did what they do best, Flush the Mouse, and lost by 22.

by TK’s Littles March 27, 2024

moused-up

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.

No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.

by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018