kissing words

The opposite of fighting words, a phrase, sentence, or sentences that makes one feel good emotionally; another way of saying "I really want to kiss you for saying that"

Commonly used between bros

Bro 1: Mia broke up with me with a text dump, and I'm not feeling like myself anymore.
Bro 2: Hey bro, if Mia is dumb enough to break up with you over text, then she's missing out on a spectacular boyfriend
Bro 1: Bro, those are kissing words

by carlthellamalover23 August 10, 2018

tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

by joshua davey August 9, 2009

StreetRunner Kiss

Type of kiss where two people who live near each other run towards each others houses. When they meet they kiss and run back. They don't say anything before or after the kiss and they never speak of it again. This can be between boy/girlfriends or two people that barely know each other.

*texting*

Person A: Want to StreetRunner Kiss?
Person B: Ok. Leave at 12:30 sharp

by koooolkaat123 March 17, 2013

sympathy kisses

When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.

John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses

by itzDanP July 9, 2017

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

by Hs3 June 14, 2022

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023