The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
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"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."
by The boyos June 27, 2025
Get the International Penis Station (IPS) mug.An extremist ideology with genocidal and vengeful leanings that was made infamous by Osama bin Laden and his organization, al-Qaeda; it's responsible for the destruction of two US embassies in East Africa (1998) and the original World Trade Center Twin Towers in New York (2001).
Counterterrorists: No high-rise building will be safe and secure unless international terrorism is eliminated from the face of the Earth!
Anti-war people: It will never be possible to win the War on Terror - international terrorists are very genocidal toward their worst enemies and vengeful for their fallen comrades!
Anti-war people: It will never be possible to win the War on Terror - international terrorists are very genocidal toward their worst enemies and vengeful for their fallen comrades!
by LaserVideoTube June 30, 2022
Get the international terrorism mug.On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
Get the International Eat Tears Day mug.so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person
by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025
Get the International No condom day mug.February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.
Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025
Get the International goth girl breaks into your house day mug.person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes
by jackalob May 29, 2020
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