something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.
by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
Get the table flippedmug. The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
Get the Riding the Table Sawmug. by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021
Get the Under the tablemug. When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
by swagsurfing March 19, 2011
Get the Lonely Tablemug. Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
Get the The pool table banditmug. by sheeshman4206669 November 22, 2021
Get the veggie-tablemug. A Round Table is when to settle an AMMA fight the floor drops out into a subbasement chamber where the fighters (the Knights) stand in a circle facing inward and masturbate. The first one to come wins. This may seem counterintuitive but it's actually really hard to jerk off with 9 other knights looking at you and therefore is the ultimate demonstration of dominance.
by Blenn May 10, 2025
Get the Round Tablemug.