When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
by The Simp Professor January 09, 2021
straight rête-in' is dope as hell, fly as fuck.
Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!
Dawg jazz night @ the merc is straight rête-in,' love that funky swing!
by dudemeister101 August 10, 2022
Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
by CST507 November 12, 2021
by STENT07 November 03, 2010
by Spontaneous January 31, 2011
Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 04, 2018
by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019