spongemaster

Spongemaster: An individual who never misses an opportunity to freeload or score freebies with a sunny disposition.

Hostess: Hey! I just put a plate of sandwiches out two minutes ago, and they’re gone? I only invited Gina, Michael, and Janet to this party!
Host: You invited SpongeMaster Mike. Case closed.

by CharlieDonuts December 28, 2018

sponges nb

Fat, ugly , stupid bitch, whore

“She’s such a sponges nb I hate her”

by Aveen Shortt January 6, 2019

Spongebob

Gay

Dude1:have you seen that gay show
Dude2:who watches spongebob

by That kid in the shirt January 26, 2019

Spongebob

Omg don't even get me started on this wack yellow ass square ass nigga!!!!!!! This bitch got holes in him like he just gor back from the fucking Vietnam war. And bruh I ain't gonna lie hes low key thicc af like theres one episode where his pants fall down and holy fuCk Are his booty cheeks so plump and cute like OwO I just wanna eat his ass and put some tapitio on it yummy yummy in my tummy. But fr why that nigga squidward always look sad like just fucking end your life you stupid ass pussy

Squidward: "sir can I please have a raise"

Mr.krabs: shut yo bitch ass up and suck this fat ass red shrimp cock

Spongebob: hahaha abortion

by Uugachacka123nikka February 17, 2019

Spongebob Squarepants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.

Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019

Sponger

A person or persons engaged in the lucrative surreptitious obfuscation and exploitation of adjacent and strategically arranged holders of title or property. Among the natural kingdom the predator and the parasite both share the qualities of a sponger.

I've returned from work to find my home in a state of disarray and bedlam, only too blame are my sponger inlaws and they're incessant persistence.

by Mrstuffandthings February 23, 2019

Spongebob

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. THE BEST SHOW EVER

Spongebob is on

by ( -,- ) March 16, 2019