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Baby Spit

Also known as jizz, originated by a German tourist when he asked if the car was tainted before he went for a ride to his "destination". He worries of vandalism.
"Oh man" so I hopped into this uber, right, and so I noticed it smelled like burnt rubber and fucked buttholes with fresh baby spit on the rear window, so I said Hell no! And so I requested a new uber.."
by 2brzlp June 14, 2024
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sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom
sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”
by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020
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Spits

1. To rap or freestyle
2. To call dibs on a seat you claim "spits" by saying that you declare that no one can take your seat
1. Damn daquan spits some fire
2. Hey you can't sit there I called spits
by Liveaf August 8, 2015
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one eyed spitting python

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*
by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015
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spit clinic

a place where people can go to spit on other people. The act of spitting can be in another persons mouth, on body or around them. This would resemble some sort of fetish.
Mary said to Jane, "hey girl, I'm free today and I'm feeling frisky, lets go to the spit clinic."
Jane replied, "me too, pick me up at 12:30pm."
Mary responded "i'm hacking up loogies right now for practice, see you soon gurrrrl."
by lol109284 April 14, 2022
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Spit

Something someone does to someone when you find them utterly annoying.
Guy 1: *spits at friend*
Guy 2: *quickly catches and swallows spit*
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK
by SkskskkskskskksskksKING October 8, 2020
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spits

Spits meaning head

other way of saying head or top
"yo you wanna give me spits?"

(yo you wanna give me head)
by luca carn September 7, 2021
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