safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.

I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.

by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011

do one's song

(verb) to keep saying something untrue or annoying, or something that's been said many times.

He did nada but doin' his old song "I didn't rip off yo ride!".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

The Assumption Song

A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)

The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.

The Assumption Song is a great way to test if you have a dirty mind.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025

The pina colada song

When an ex girlfriend has someone that are strays that pay for accommodation at her residence even though it is your next girlfriend

I never knew the pina colada song

by Regae12 August 5, 2023

Pick up a song

When a musical artist unreleases/takes back a song.

Pick up a song: J. Cole released 7 Minute Drill then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024

The Number One Song In Heaven

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be

by Death Menace April 27, 2023

the fanjita song

the song D.L.B sing to lisa when he wants a hug.

D.L.B - "Lisa, i'll get ur fanjita, if you don't give me, a big hug-ga."

by GirlSkater April 12, 2004