Shadow The Hedgehog

A bitch ass mother fucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

by anonymous February 8, 2023

shadow.bonnie87

scariest FNAF animatronics ahh tiktoker

Hot sauce is shadow.bonnie87’s favorite material to use?

by dajaydn February 13, 2023

Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s when an individual practices sexual acts on air as a training method.

I was shadow fucking im my room to train for tonight.

by The definition man who defines April 9, 2023

Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s a means to train for sexual intercourse by
committing sexual acts towards air.

I was shadow fucking in my room this morning to train for tonight.

by The definition man who defines April 9, 2023

shadowing

being black or someone that plays rocket league

"What does shadowing mean?" asked Jack
Lem replied, "Being black."

This conversation started in Rocket League

by jonre x aleah August 26, 2023

Shadow Council

An elite group of spaceship pilots who play hockey. Controlling the world from behind the scenes.

The shadow council's influence is unsurpassed.

by doughboyhz July 11, 2024

shadow screen

Using vague or misleading language to make a statement that protects your argument from being critically rejected.

“Economic prosperity worldwide is the number one driver of clean water and clean air” as said by Clay Higgins is a shadow screen for rich countries to pollute and pretend it is good for the world.

by Evidencebased1 July 21, 2024