5 second rule

When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.

*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*

by Kweentoos June 13, 2023

quadruple-second cousin

Child of their mother’s double-first cousin with their father’s double-first cousin.

My quadruple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

triple-second cousin

Child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s sesqui-first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin.

My triple-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

New York Second

Super Fast Second

Would you give me a New York second?

by Michelle007 December 17, 2021

Breaking the second wall

Breaking the second wall is similar to breaking the 3rd. But instead of knowing you are part of a simulation, you propose you might be in one, but you don't believe it.

The Quantum scientist just broke the second wall, thinking that we are in a simulation...
If they are right, we might be breaking the second wall and 3rd wall!

by LightspeedAndThecycle August 24, 2021

Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.

Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”

by Larmonaid October 2, 2019