flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.

"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.

by Raptor45 May 19, 2006

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

the all sausage

Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.

Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.

by luciferous March 11, 2016

Sausage Bar

The act of a man putting his penis into a sleeping girls mouth

Damn dude, I just ran a sausage bar on Suzie

by BlackSalami69XXX November 4, 2016

Sausage burn

That lip herp

“What’s that thing on your lip bro?”
“It’s a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018

Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 8, 2021