Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Extreme Salt

When people around you RAGE soooo bad that you can feel the physical sensation of saltiness in your tongue.

Dude, extreme salt bruh

by Diable-Vache November 7, 2019

Salting on the weng

Harboring ill feelings toward someone or something. “Toting”

Wendy ate my cake. I salting on the weng yes.

by Kennnn February 5, 2024

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011

Worth Your Salt

“Anyone Competent enough to obtain the rank of SGT in three years” SSG Strauss

You’re an E-2 and made it to E-5 in a short amount of time. You’re worth your salt.

by Sgt Long-Schloong May 11, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.

Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’

by Chahlee May 10, 2022