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Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)
That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.
by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018
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Lesbi-straight

When a person girl is straight but is closer and talks to more girls than men.

Commonly used by fake knobheads...
Jeff: Yano she’s a lesbi-straight.
Carl: Yh I heard shall I talk to her?
by Lesbi-straight October 12, 2018
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Straight Rate

n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.
"Hey dude, I'm sending a dick pic to my girl, can you straight rate me? No homo."
by Nathan L.T. Cumulus-Bayne June 12, 2018
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Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.
Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018
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Town-straight

To go ‘town-straight’ means to have sex with someone you’ve only just met, but without a condom. The term is applicable mostly when the people involved are completely sober minded when making the decision to do so. Making the decision to go town-straight is made purely on the basis of how your object of sexual desire looks - the hotter, the more likely one is to go town-straight.

The term comes from the idea of not messing around the edges of town when you’re new to a place - you go straight to the middle of town, where the real action is taking place, and take all the risks that come with doing that
Dude, the chick had such amazing booty, I knew I was going town-straight on that the moment I saw her...
by McKody February 18, 2019
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Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay
Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018
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Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
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