shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well

As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.

by dflgirlygirl January 13, 2009

sloppy casserole

A sloppy casserole involves three people. Preferably two girls and one gentleman. The casserole consists of feces, menstruation, and seminal fluids. They are combined on the chest of one of the ladies. It's sloppy because of the incredible mess it creates.

"Clint once gave a sloppy casserole to this chick I heard." - Rynoceros
"No way, are there leftovers?" - Ryan

by Rynoceros May 20, 2009

sloppy jocko

A woman who enjoys the taste of large amounts of man juice in and around her oral region, many times a day!

Last night the sloppy jocko pleased the whole crew!

by bam nutz April 19, 2009

Shopping in my grocery store

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.

Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009

Snopplegock

a synonym for awesome.

Dude, this pie is snopplegock!

by Sebastian Schitt March 9, 2010

Sloppy "B"

An oozy egg sandwich made with whatever bread is left in the pantry, bacon and salt and pepper. The egg must be made over-easy to bust when eaten.

This morning I got up to find my husband eating a Sloppy "B".

by merde160 April 21, 2010

Snopplegoffs

The sound of a cats testicles being crushed when you sit on them.

Ow! that sound Snopplegoffs hurts to listen to.

by Dr. Hostmanguy May 2, 2010