by Medellin Miguel February 23, 2019

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.
"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."
by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

This sexual endeavor involves a standing male and female who are both unclothed at the top of a cobbled hill covered in lube. Man runs towards female backwards and back flips so his erect peni ends up in her mouth. The force of the flip then slams the womens head to the floor causing concussion and thus both members of the act slide down the hill in a 69 position.
by ket hunter June 5, 2018

Noun refering to the breakdown of a conversation by one individual after an initial ill considered comment that is further compounded by additional misjudged statements (from the same individual).
This is a KSide Slide
"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
"Musician: Oh no the fitting for my expensive career saving ear defenders has left me slightly deaf.
Offender: Permanently? haha that sucks.
Musician: Well hopefully not permanently, it would damage my career.
Offender: Well, mega mega bucks compensation if it has!
Musician's friend: That's not really the point...
Offender: Well you know only if there's a little bit of damage you get some dollar and can still be a musician."
by Maximillion88 January 5, 2011

by PGeezy September 29, 2025

by google slides November 9, 2022
