Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.
by 69dildos September 7, 2018
Get the Robertmug. A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍
by Arsenal47 August 10, 2022
Get the Robert Bakermug. 
Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits
by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023
Get the Robertmug. by Octopusy Word Creater! November 11, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".
person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"
by harrocknroll April 24, 2022
Get the Brad Robertsmug. Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.
by Nissieboy July 12, 2022
Get the Robert Xumug.