Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

roasting maize

When you're in a social context, supposedly "socializing" but you're not really doing that, not even you think you're doing that - you're just there; roasting maize

"Hey Zuck, why you by yourself in the corner just roasting maize? "

by Concerned Kenyan May 23, 2021

Roast a Chili

Slang. To ingest marijuana by the act of smoking it.

"Hey bro. Its 4:20. Wanna go roast a chili?"

"Sure man."

by KyonH February 10, 2009

Roast Punkin

Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.

Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”

“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”

by Ratfdogsandbox May 29, 2023

Roasting the butter

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

by annmrtr February 2, 2018

fuck-roasted

To be utterly fucked and owned like the little bitch you are.

Zach got fuck-roasted by his homies.

by Fuckboy9274 October 17, 2015

Roast your lamb

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven

honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor

by haljoe June 8, 2018