abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.

Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

retarded donkeyy

Retarded donkeyy is a gay person named Khaled who looks like a retarded donkey

Did you see the retarded donkeyy?
I saw him taking Badrs phone earlier

by Big booty badr March 8, 2020

reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.

Me: Retard yankee!
American: Your retard!

by gulugu February 2, 2020

Ricky Retarded

A polite way of calling someone who is obviously retarded, retarded. Another way of using the word is just simply saying "Ricky" it gets the point across rather well.

"Ey you know they call me Ricky? Ricky retarded."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."

by Donnyderp July 21, 2019