Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store

My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.

by HerbADerb March 20, 2016

Relationshipism

Having a crush on a relationship.

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.

by littlejervis September 12, 2016

parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.

She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

by il Alpha March 10, 2025

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

by smartperson May 28, 2021

semi-egalitarian relationship

semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:

1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.

2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.

3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.

4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.

A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.

My best friend said Vox and Buzzfeed are trending about the semi-egalitarian relationship trend.

by mathisjason June 1, 2025