blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

Pork

Vigorous sex

Karen and Dean pork the shit out of each other on Wednesdays.

"Hey Karen lets pork in the kitchen tonight!"

by FoodPorn August 23, 2018

pork pluger

fatass

Anne is a pork pluger she can plug up any asshole with her 300 pounds.

by Cock Master 134 March 2, 2011

Pork chop

A overweight person

Wow she’s a pork chop

by Elliott Russell November 11, 2019

Pork

A dude who plays game.

"WHY YOU DO DIS PORK!"

by Møvik April 7, 2017

Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 19, 2018