Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool

I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.

by Littlelester July 31, 2020

The Living Piss

The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.

"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"

by ArmchairCriticSF July 29, 2019

car piss

1.) n. the liquid your shitty car leaves behind
2.) v. the act of urination in an auto
3.) n. the urine from taking a car piss

"I better bring the car to the shop, I'm seeing a lot of car piss"

"Adam wouldn't stop the car so Sandy had a car piss"

"Here, throw out this bottle of car piss"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014

Piss rocks

A made up phrase by Ethan Dolan used to describe how surprised he was when he bit his tongue

"Holy piss rocks I just took a chunk out of my tongue AHH"

by beingdolans November 8, 2017

piss biscuit

An alternative name for a urinal cake

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..

by spooledbrat October 22, 2010

piss pool

The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.

We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.

by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013