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Peanutbutter and Banana

The sexual act of using peanut butter as lubricant for a frozen banana dildo. The male then eats out all of the peanutbutter from the woman's vagina by engaging in cunnilingus.
Guy 1: Dude, your mom offered me to peanutbutter and banana her.
Guy 2: But wait, she's allergic to peanuts!!!

I peanutbutter and bananaed my girlfriend last night and it tasted so good!

Peanutbutter and bananaing is a perfect way to get your daily dose of protein!
by hocnigga January 30, 2012
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

To have a Peanut Buter Jelly Time is to share a tasteful and wonderful experience with your lover. To have a Peanut Butter Jelly Time, do the folling; 1) Pick weather you want to by peanut butter or jelly. 2) Take the item that you chose to be, and spread it on your whole body, and have your lover do the same with their item (or spread them on each other). Very sexy! 3) Have sex in a position that involves you to face your lover(example: 69). This will give the effect of it to look like a peanut butter sandwich. 4) Have fun! Lick off yourself or your lover, if desired. It can be very sticky, so enjoy!
"Oh ya, baby, I love what you are doing, but can we please have a Peanut Butter jelly Time?"

"Last night I was with my man, and we had an exultant Peanut Butter Jelly Time! And, this time, I was the peanut butter! Yum."
by luv-u-2-luv-me May 13, 2009
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peanut butter cookie

In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
That man totally just peanut butter cookie his pants!
by Dressagechick23 November 5, 2007
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peanut butta baby

A baby from a black man and white woman or white man and black woman
My babys mama roommate is a peanut butta baby
by yeahyeah1234 January 3, 2008
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Peanut Shark

When the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to shit he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat turd. It is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.
1. Hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!

2. I saw a beached peanut shark on the shore today.

3. I totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.
by KillaDilla November 23, 2010
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Peanut Butter Porcupine

a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation
man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine
by PariahComplex May 12, 2011
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peanutbutter square hula quest

a game involving rolling dice and injecting heroine in ur butthole while ur mother shoves skittles down ur throught. (u r also covered in peanutbutter)
bob:hey charlie! wanna play a game of peanutbutter square hula quest?
charlie:hell yea!u got the peanutbutter,i'll get ur mom n sum skittles!
by donkeypenis October 13, 2011
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