Owen

A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.

Who is making such bad dad jokes?

Oh it’s just Owen again.

by Owenisabum February 11, 2021

pulling an owen

when your crush responds “ok” after you tell them you like them.

emma: “britney what did he say? does he like me back?”
britney: “he just said ‘ok’ and nothing else”
emma: “britney… that means that he’s pulling an owen”

by kalopslc July 20, 2022

Owen Pablo Bailey

Owen is a complete Dumbass that has "asthma". He eats oatmeal to cure his depression and is very toxic. He is super homophobic and is a part of the kkk.

Jadyn McGrew: Henlo Dumbass
Owen Pablo Bailey: Henlo I want some cheese
Jadyn: okay Bish

by YourFavoriteGorl March 11, 2019

Owen thompson

VERY LARGE PENIS AND BALLS

Owen Thompson is such a hot guy.

by anonymous January 13, 2025

Owen

Owen and Elana sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Damnnnnnnn Owen is getting with Elana

by Fantastic feud June 27, 2021

Owen

Owen is a very sexy beast with a massive slong but other then his massive meat hes very nice and a perfec Bf he will always be there for you when you need him just go out with him already

Omg im in love with him
Who owen

by Camdons May 31, 2022

Owen Tallis

very shrexy being

Owen tallis is a helluva boss fan and has a friend called charlie and james and benny and samuel and poo

by Pulsarnova July 31, 2022