The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
Get the The Ol' Oklahoma Alamomug. by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 18, 2023
Get the Bum olemug. n. An OLED is an organic light emitting diode, and if you have no idea what that means it's basically if an LED was amped up and improved upon millions of times. Compared to regular LEDs, OLEDs are brighter, have a quicker response time, and can produce better picture quality.
person 1: i just got an oled gaming monitor for like $2k
person 2: damn, well was it at least worth the money?
person 1: no but it is a pretty good monitor tho
person 2: damn, well was it at least worth the money?
person 1: no but it is a pretty good monitor tho
by StrixxorNQ October 30, 2022
Get the OLEDmug. An expression used when pointing out that someone has alot of bling or in another words, razzle dazzle
Male #1: HOLY FOOKIN TITS LOOK AT THE BIG OLE RAZZLEDAZZLE ON THAT SEXY BEARDED HUNK. LOOK AT THEM HANDS, PACKED OUT WITH THE FINEST OF RAZZLE DAZZLE. I WANT HIM TO CHOKE ME TILL I DIE
Male #2: that's kinda gay
Male 3: ;)
Male #2: that's kinda gay
Male 3: ;)
by A Heterosexual Lad September 15, 2017
Get the big ole razzledazzlemug. An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019
Get the Ole Pee Pee Handsmug. by Conky13 February 27, 2019
Get the ol' Frosty Adammug. by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025
Get the Ye Ol' Punishermug.