your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"

"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"

by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015

rear eschelon motherfucker

a term used by those in military situations on the FRONT lines of battle to describe those who AREN'T

"we have to risk our asses up in here on the front lines while those REAR ESCHELON MOTHERFUCKERS are back there chillin

by big daddy mac rocket October 7, 2009

Only a face a mother could love

This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.

Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"

by DigitalFort December 5, 2010

Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them

Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"

by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017

you're mother

how idiots who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' say 'your mother'

Down Syndrome kid: I fucked you're mother last night.
Joe: Retard, it's 'your mother' not 'you're mother'.

by bigchungus342 March 29, 2021

Mather's Day

the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.

Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.

Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.

by ernmoran June 2, 2011

Mathemagician

One possessing superior mathematical skills.

You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.

by deecee802 September 22, 2011