When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016
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by morganluvr August 25, 2019
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by not harry Anderson November 6, 2020
Get the Chloe morgan thomasmug. by odetosleep May 11, 2019
Get the Morgan Adamsmug. Morgan is the love of my life, she means the absolute world to me. When I saw Morgan for the first time, I peed my pants a little, luckily I was wearing boxers so it ran down my legs past my shorts. She is just so beautiful it stunned me, it stunned me much Morgan made me pee myself. Morgan is and will be the most beautiful girl I ever met, I fell in love with her and gave in to the endless cuddling. Morgan just gives me that look that says "bitch lay your ass down and cuddle me till you can't cuddle me no more". Morgan can literally have a 4.0 gpa yet she can watch all netflix 2 times over. Yeah my girlfriend is smarter than bitchhhhhh. I am eternally grateful that I found Morgan the same way that I came to God. I was beaten up, but at the same time I was at a good moment in my life.
I love you Morgan.
by Dr. Chuck Fuck January 27, 2021
Get the Morganmug.