Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.

Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )

by Akhi October 25, 2020

stephanie march

Very sexy chick that used to be on Law and Order Special Victims Unit.

Yeah. She's one sexy beast.

by meeee February 16, 2005

marching band ptsd

The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.

The marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.

by YEETHAN July 25, 2017

Marching Band

HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolute Fucking HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s 7:30. We’re outside, and it’s raining... Well, it feels like Marching Band.

by Satan666=me May 10, 2019

March 20th

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

march 15

national boyfriends must be a simp day

OMG, it's March 15th, Ben has to be a right simp!

by 321willywonka January 16, 2021

March 3

Match with your crush or boyfriend/ girlfriend day

Hey it’s March 3 we should match

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021