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by HATMA989 January 2, 2023
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Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD
"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023
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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 20, 2023
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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.
Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”
by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020
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Machine Gun Shelly

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.
by Black doggy February 25, 2021
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Dick pic machine

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
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