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Time Machine Tuesday

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.
by aidan2300 May 22, 2015
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venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.
Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.
by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015
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Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
by LionLit200 December 3, 2016
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moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.
Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.
by La'Rell August 31, 2017
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fox machine

Your typical Westfield cuck Who owns a ford vehicle with any racing modification.
For example Paul put a new fox racing sticker on his ford lightning.

“Dang look at that fox machine!”
by Murdza October 25, 2017
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netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.
John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
by matty b 69 May 3, 2018
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Slot Machine

This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.
I had to get my shoes cleaned because I wasn't fast enough to avoid michaels slot machine
by DJJANGOFETT January 16, 2018
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