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Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap
Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape
by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019
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Matthew Neyens

Matthew Neyes can be classified as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale
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Masturbates always to the Heshe entertaining womanized Niggers explicitly yiffing excesive sperm
Matthew Neyens is a whore
by dubble bubble December 14, 2008
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Matthew

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"
Don't be such a matthew
by orcalover2004 May 28, 2018
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Matthew

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back
Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child
by Dhdhdhdj May 31, 2020
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Matthew

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex
I love matthew
by burtcake69 July 16, 2019
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Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews
by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew's can be all personalities but most are dumb logically, although they might seem smart they are really not and will continue to be dumb until proven wrong.
Matthew: Oh that's like if I ate my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said my grandma died.
Matthew: uh yeah those two relate so well.
by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019
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