Matthew

The most disgusting guy ever, For starters he hates showers and bugs. He would rather sleep without taking a shower. Even his dick smells like death because he forgets to shake while peeing. If you see a Matthew, RUN!
What’s that smell?!! It’s Matthew
by Neptunewithpowers111 November 24, 2018
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Matthew McConaughey

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor
Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey
by MurphQuake February 05, 2014
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Matthew

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex
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Matthew

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back
Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child
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Matthew

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"
Don't be such a matthew
by orcalover2004 April 20, 2018
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Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap
Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape
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Matthew Neyens

Matthew Neyes can be classified as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale
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Masturbates always to the Heshe entertaining womanized Niggers explicitly yiffing excesive sperm
Matthew Neyens is a whore
by dubble bubble March 04, 2007
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