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Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating
by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025
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Jamaican masturbation technique number 9

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house
by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025
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Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.
A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."
by potatoman- August 31, 2025
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text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation
It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.
by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025
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no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.
john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah
by depressed banana February 28, 2025
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micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.
He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.
by ardakirca March 14, 2025
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masturbated

fucking yourself
i masturbated yesterday and I came so much
by cummer5000 May 22, 2023
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