Warm Kentucky Welcome

the act of shooting sperm on a random person

Stan and mergret were in the midde of intercourse, after hearing a knock on a door, it was a police and he splurt sperm,

The policemen said that he was going to give a ticket for parking at the wrong place but hes being arrested for Assult of warm kentucky welcome

by periroast August 27, 2016

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016

What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

by Anson's Mate April 7, 2020

kentucky saddler

When a male rides (saddles) his partner while performing anal and screams yee-haw as he ejaculates.

Tom: Man I just gave Janet the biggest Kentucky Saddler. Too bad her father found the mess.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

Kentucky Go Faster

When I was working in a gas station in Ohio in the early 1960s, when we referred to Kentucky Go Fasters we were talking about a raccoon tail tied to the antenna and chrome hubcaps on an old car.

In the early 1960s a car with Kentucky Go Fasters with blue smoke trailing behind would pull into the gas station where I worked and have us put in a gallon of oil and top off the gas tank.

by Soybeans October 21, 2008

kentucky tractor pull crab

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them. Also there's a crab there

We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull crab.. the main problem was the crab

by projectius February 26, 2020