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Lia Marie Johnson

pervert1:dude I'd fuckin bang Lia Marie Johnson.
pervert2: Me to. Those tits
by nail yakupov December 30, 2013
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long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.
There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.
by Dicky boi April 24, 2017
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson is a youtuber, self proclaimed comedian and overall a useless piece of suck that doesn't deserve half of the six digit salary he makes. Most of his viewers are either swagfags or too stupid to realise all his jokes are the same of what an 11 year old would make. He hosts a show called =3 where he literally takes videos from other peoples channels without permission and just says what happens in them adding a said unfunny dirty joke. He is currently the highest subscribed channel on YouTube, proving that subscribers don't matter. He is the scum of the earth.
Swag-Fag: Hey man did you see this weeks =3? Ray William Johnson is so funny, haha fake and gay!
Person with sense: I don't watch shit.
by GeorgeLopez December 9, 2012
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Lyndon B. Johnson

The man who had a major part in the assassination of JFK. Also, he just happend to be the Vice President under JFK. A prime example of one of the many sociopaths who gain access to seats of power.
Lyndon B. Johnson sure was a douchebag, huh?
by jshade July 16, 2007
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Johnson Middle school

Worst place in the USA (it would be the worst place in the world but North Korea exists). A school filled with wannabes, boomers, idiots, and crazy tyrant popular girls. Doesn't teach us a thing, except to shut up and listen to there boring lectures about how dumb we are. Mean teachers, brainless zombie kids, popular girl vampires, that one kid working for the FBI, locker 1324 is a secret portal to an alien warship, and worst of all *shudder* vScO giRLs!
by Marshmallow gal April 29, 2020
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Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people
I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt
by Dogerman November 21, 2020
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pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.
Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson
by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020
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