jew water

Another word for Mtn Dew

Yoo lets get lit and drink some jew water

by Young yamin March 31, 2017

Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

Spicy Jew

When a man of the Jewish faith eats Mexican food 2-3 hours prior to ejaculating on a woman/man's face and causes a burning sensation in the receiver's eyes.

Becky: let's stop at CVS, I need some eye drops.
Lisa: what for?
Becky: I was with Jacob last night and he Spicy Jewed me pretty good. Both eyes this time.
Lisa: ouch! Ok I need a plan B pill anyways.

by Yardee September 14, 2016

Ga-jew

This is a way to describe the rare species of human who are both gay and Jewish

They have many ga-jews at the university

by GaryGanu May 26, 2021

Jew Box

An xbox that your roommate brought in that works about as well as a jew in a pork sausage factory.

God I was in the middle of playing some insert game name here and the jew box froze! Fuck that shit!

by NotKosher69 January 17, 2011

jew pickle

Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.

Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!

by DerekSod July 24, 2007

Jew Fro

a fro that is big and curly(can be really big or really small) but it has to be extremely curly. works best if the person has a big nose as well

adam- whoa dude check out that dude, hes got some curly ass hair.
shane - dude hes rockin his jew fro

by yodawgjfk January 31, 2010