Jew boner

An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.

I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.

Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.

by PutItUpYourNose June 2, 2015

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pineapple jew

A pineapple jew is a native term to Hawaiians used to describe fruity people of Judaism.

When we were in Hawaii, my buddy's friend Dave would not stop hitting on me at the synagogue. He's definitely a pineapple jew.

by Politically Irrelevant September 20, 2014

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Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

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Dumpster Jew. The type of low class Jewish person without their trademark hidden gold pouch around their neck. White trash without the valid excuse. Instead of controlling Hollywood like the true Jew variant, the Dumpster Jew would be a producer on Judge Judy and other similar shows.

Fergie is such a Dumpster Jew! Look at that NOSE.

Seth Rogan is a closet Dumpster Jew!

by Shekels on Da' Groun' July 28, 2017

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jew pickle

Spicy pickles given to a customer in place of bread at restaurants owned or frequented by jews. Very popular at Canters, a highly concentrated jewish restaurant in West Hollywood.

Derek: Hey cool, they gave us a bowl full of pickles
Rea: Be careful, those are jew pickles....and they are spicy as fuck!

by DerekSod July 24, 2007

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