Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.

by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

jean scream

1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.

Boy: Hello Helga

Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?

Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.

Helga: RAWR!

Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?

by Mister Darko August 20, 2006

girlfriend jeans

Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.

"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"

by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010

Nerd Jealousy

Noun. Feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common masses.

“Don’t talk to Bill today. He’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team bumped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”

by mowce April 23, 2010

Gunt Jeans

An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.

Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."

by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010

Skinny Jeans

A highly popular tight fighting style of jeans

Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!

Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!

Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Dragon-Tail Jeans

1. The male, African American equivalent of Apple-Bottom Jeans. Designed to fit men with large penises.

2. Pants with an inside pocket in the front that comfortably hold a black man's larger than average penis.

"Oh snap girlfriend! Jamal got them Dragon-Tail Jeans on."

"Dragon-Tail Jeans and the boots with the fur..Next thing you know...Jamal got low low low low low."

by AJ Cummins April 7, 2008